The Priory of Universal Truth

Invite them to lunch and they'll have you for dinner... either that or they'll lop off your head and shrink it down to the size of a large potato! Look out for lost tribes, starving air-crash survivors and nutters with a taste for human flesh (who invariably make it the family business for, as we all know, the family that preys together stays together) - a penchant for polished bone jewellery, funny looking ornaments sprouting hair taking pride of place on the mantle-piece and home made lamp-shades made from an interesting patchwork of skin are optional. You certainly don't want them moving in next-door.

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